The Great Disney Countdown – Part Two (#39-#25)

It’s time for the next edition of The Great Disney Countdown, ranking all 58 feature films released by Walt Disney Animation Studios over the last eighty years. In the last article, we looked at the bottom of the barrel. This time, we get into the more mixed range of Disney films with a lot going for them, but with some significant flaws that keep them from true greatness

This list only includes the films officially produced and released by Walt Disney Animation Studios. No Pixar films (although you can see my current ranking of those here) and it also doesn’t include the cheaper DisneyToon films like A Goofy Movie, or the oddball Touchstone musicals like The Nightmare Before Christmas.

39. Meet the Robinsons (2007)

The third CGI release from the main Disney studio, this was also the first with something resembling a halfway decent script. The problem is, it’s essentially two movies in one. There’s a very sweet and powerful story about a young orphan’s quest to find a family, but the time-travel antics are dense and slapstick-y. And good luck explaining the plot of this film in less than a paragraph!

38. Oliver and Company (1988)

An in-name-only adaptation of Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist, this story of a stray kitten who gets taken in by a gang of dog thieves and their kindly homeless owner is one of many animal-based films Disney made in the 1980s. Its cruel gangster villain, Sykes, provides some weird tonal dissonance with an otherwise very cute and fluffy story. The movie as a whole entertains, but is largely forgotten in the Renaissance that followed.

37. Lady and the Tramp (1955)

The first of Disney’s many “Pets have adventures” films, this movie is mostly known for its iconic spaghetti scene that’s spawned countless imitators plus a Disney World restaurant. It’s a romantic film, sure, but a lot of the stuff surrounding the courtship doesn’t hold up – including a weak set of villains that includes the grossly racist Si and Am cat duo. This is a movie, like Dumbo, that could benefit from its coming live-action remake treatment.

36. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

There’s a difference between an impressive achievement in film and a great, enduring film. There’s no question that the first Disney film is one of the greatest achievements in movie history and kick-started a new genre. But watching it today, its story doesn’t hold up to the ones that came after. It has a great, creepy villain and the antics of the Dwarfs hold up even today, but its lead princess is largely a cheery cipher and its prince is literally a plot device. The ones after it owe it everything, but they also dwarf it.

35. Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Disney’s first modern foray into the high-adventure genre has a lot going for it, including gorgeous production design by Hellboy creator Mike Mignola and a diverse crew of misfit adventurers. The plot is largely a generic “secret magical city” pastiche cobbled together from countless other sources, but its exciting final act rivals some of the all-time great Disney final battles.

34. The Aristocats (1970)

The first Disney film developed after the death of Walt Disney, this Parisian animal adventure tends to get a bad rap. I actually think it holds up a bit better than many of the other “funny animal films” Disney did. The story of a prize show cat and her three kittens abandoned in the wild by a scheming butler and helped back to civilization by a charming alley cat, it’s got one of the most underrated musical soundtracks in the Disney stable. Its jazzy “Everybody Wants to Be a Cat” number has a few ugly racial stereotypes briefly peppered in, but remains one of the most memorable animated musical numbers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl35Izbb4I4

33. Tarzan (1999)

Considered the final film of the 1990s Disney renaissance, Tarzan broke from the era’s most successful model in some key ways – subbing out the classic musical soundtrack for a series of well-done but largely forgettable Phil Collins background songs. Its villain, Clayton, is a copy-paste of several better villains like Gaston, but the movie’s gorgeous animation saves the day. The story isn’t the best, but the visuals alone make it worth watching.

32. The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

Disney turned Oliver Twist into funny animals, why not Sherlock Holmes? Based on a classic series of children’s book about tiny rodent Detectives solving crimes deep under London, this attempt at a Disney detective movie is elevated by one major factor – Vincent Price giving an incredibly memorable performance as villain Professor Ratigan. It’s one of the most bizarre movies the studio has ever made, and one that turns out pretty enjoyable.

31. Winnie the Pooh (2011)

The more recent of two Winnie the Pooh films on this list, this recent film was a return by the studio to traditional animation and is deliberately retro. Although it was composed as a single film, it takes on the vibe of an anthology due to the many short, gentle stories taking place in the Hundred Acre Woods. It’s a trifle, an excellently animated trifle that will make a great introduction to Disney for the youngest viewers but be forgettable for the rest.

30. Big Hero 6 (2014)

A strange crossing-of-the-streams between Disney and Marvel, this animated superhero adventure is one of the studio’s more successful forays into classic boys’ adventure. A high-tech fictional city and a nicely diverse team of young heroes makes this a successful adventure, but half the team seems to get zero development and the trauma the main character experiences over the narrative feels a bit excessive. But there’s no denying that Baymax is one of the best animation creations of recent years.

29. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

Disney’s first full-length attempt at adapting the works of AA Milne, this series of shorts packs some of the most iconic Winnie the Pooh stories into one classically-animated package. Like its later sequel, it’s a very slim movie composed of little stories with minimal dramatic tension. Unlike that one, it feels more timeless and gets a higher rating.

28. Peter Pan (1953)

There’s no question this is a classic Disney film. It features some of the best characters in the studio’s history, a fantastic set piece in Neverland, and the comic dynamic between the film’s three arch-enemies – Peter, Captain Hook, and the Crocodile – is comic brilliance. But my GOD, those Native American caricatures. Of all the Disney films hurt by hindsight of racism, this may be the best of them, but it’s also the one where the problems are the most front and center.

27. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)

The last of the package-film era, this duo of half-hour cartoons adapts a duo of classic books. The first segment, based on The Wind in the Willows, is a slight but enjoyable tale of some very British animals and their wealthy friend with a taste for fast cars. The second story, adapted from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, is the real gem here. A cleverly animated, creepy tale of the rivalry between a boorish bruiser and a scheming schoolteacher that turns supernatural, its iconic Headless Horseman chase is enough to ensure this film endures more than any other from the era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0320rCzp8s

26. Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)

It’s always hard to review a film only two days past its release and figure out where it lands in an eighty-year history. It’s one of the most visually inventive films Disney has ever put out, with a barrage of hilarious meta gags and an array of guest-stars from Disney history. The extended Princess reunion is enough to make it a must-watch, but it’s a stronger climax away from being a true classic.

25. Frozen (2012)

Frozen is a phenomenon in itself, spawning a fandom that undoubtedly makes countless parents shudder at the thought of yet another screening. It also has a sequel in development for next year. So, six years after its record-breaking release, how does it stack up? It has a lot going for it, including gorgeous animation, a likable set of oddball main characters, and a great villain reveal. But aside from the omnipresent “Let It Go”, its soundtrack is not the most memorable. Its biggest flaw is that its most engaging character, the fascinating and traumatized Elsa, is rendered a supporting character in her sister’s quest.

The Great Disney Countdown – Part One (#57-#40)

Wreck It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet is one of the most anticipated movies of the fall – and not just because of the Disney Princess team-up segment that has sent the fanbase into overdrive. It’s also the 57th feature film released by Walt Disney Animation Studios, the latest in an eighty-year streak of quality – mostly.

I’ve considered myself a Disney superfan for a long time, and so this anniversary made me think the time was right to look back at this history and come up with a comprehensive ranking of their body of work. Here at Wanderings and Woolgathering, this article launches a week-long series ranking the Disney Animation Studios films from worst to first. Then come back here after the series concludes for a review of Wreck-It Ralph 2, to see where it ranks among the greats!

This list only includes the films officially produced and released by Walt Disney Animation Studios. No Pixar films (although you can see my current ranking of those here) and it also doesn’t include the cheaper DisneyToon films like A Goofy Movie, or the oddball Touchstone musicals like The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Of course, every bottom-to-top list has to start at the bottom, so in this installment we’ll look at the Disney films that didn’t quite work. Only a few of these are absolute duds, while the others are ambitious experiments that fell flat due to a number of factors. Not even Disney is exempt from misfires.

Not Ranked:

57-53. Saludos Amigos, The Three Caballeros, Make Mine Music, Fun and Fancy Free, Melody Time (1942-1948)

These World War 20-era package films were cobbled together from assorted animation shorts, a way to keep the film studio going during wartime shortages. A few of these segments have stood the test of time, like the title story from The Three Caballeros (featuring Donald Duck’s Mexican band) or Mickey’s adaptation of Jack and the Beanstalk from Make Mine Music. Overall, most of these films are forgotten hodgepodges of clever animation. The same can’t be said for the studio’s other package films, which were much more cohesive films and will appear later on the list.

The List:

52. Chicken Little (2005)

This bizarre adaptation of the classic children’s fable misses the point in ways I didn’t think were possible. Transforming the cautionary tale of not listening to rumors into a sci-fi tale of a bullied nerd chicken fighting off an alien invasion, its ugly animation and juvenile humor make it feel more like a subpar Redbox animated film than a Disney classic. And that’s not getting into the twisted gender politics of the villain’s creepy fate.

51. Dinosaur (2000)

Disney’s first computer-generated film stunned everyone with its photorealistic animation in 2000, but unfortunately the movie it was made for fell completely flat. Essentially a grittier remake of The Land Before Time, it’s a story of the battle to survive in the aftermath of a meteor strike. With the villain essentially being social darwinism, it’s a movie with a lot on its mind. While it’s not as bad as the movie before it or even some of the ones after, it commits an unforgivable sin – it’s drab and boring.

50. Brother Bear (2003)

The early 2000s were not a good time for Disney’s feature film output, and this musical transformation adventure was no exception. The story of an arrogant young Native hunter who is transformed into a bear after he seeks revenge for a family tragedy, it has gorgeous animation and a few catchy songs. But the movie is cobbled together from a bunch of better films and lacks compelling characters.

49. Home on the Range (2004)

Many people consider this wild-west action-comedy the worst Disney movie ever made, and watching Roseanne, Judi Dench, and Jennifer Tilly mug as dairy cows makes a good case. It has something the three movies before it on the list don’t, though – an anarchic comic energy that never lets you get bored. It’s the closest Disney has ever made to a Looney Tunes cartoon. But a bizarre fever dream of a musical number by the yodeling cattle rustler villain aside, it’s still an overly broad dud of a film.

48. The Black Cauldron (1985)

An ambitious attempt to adapt the classic The Chronicles of Prydian fantasy series, this is one of Disney’s highest-profile failures ever. The source material is darker than Disney’s usual fare, and as such what emerged was a bowdlerized mess. The terrifying villain, The Horned King, likely scared off many kids while adults were annoyed by the antics of the gluttonous sidekick. Disney is currently exploring a live-action adaptation, which will likely be a much better fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W3Lk82FFW0

47. The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

The C-C-C-Combo Breaker in Disney’s Renaissance resurgence, this largely forgotten sequel is actually the only official sequel released by Walt Disney Animation Studios until next week. It’s a by-the-numbers funny-animal adventure pitting talking mice against George C. Scott’s evil poacher right out of central casting. A classic example of “They liked that? Give them more of the same!”, it’s easy to see why Disney decided to leave the sequels to a side studio for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJMlNrEbk0k

46. Fantasia 2000 (2000)

An attempt to recreate the magic of Disney’s stunning 1940 experimental anthology, it largely falls flat due to the lack of a segment as memorable as Night on Bald Mountain or The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (which is repeated here). A segment based on a Hans Christian Andersen tale and one involving Donald Duck helping to load Noah’s Ark liven things up a little, but overall this mostly silent film starts to feel like a beautifully animated screensaver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sNtKugmzsg

45. The Rescuers (1977)

There really isn’t much difference between this and the sequel in quality. Both feature Bob Newhart and Eva Gabor as adventurous mice rescuing a kidnapped little kid from a dastardly villain. This one gets the edge for coming first and having a slightly more memorable villain, although Madame Medusa is a pretty blatant copy-paste from Cruella De Vil.

44. Pocahontas (1995)

Not all the Disney Renaissance films aged well, and few aged worse than Pocahontas. Its Oscar-winning soundtrack endures to this day, of course, but beyond that you’re left-with a cringe-worthy relic of a less-aware time. It’s hard to get past the fact that this is a heavily doctored version of a real and tragic story, but more than that the film’s biggest problem is its wooden characters. Both the title heroine and Mel Gibson’s bland love interest are easily the weakest leads of Disney’s best era, and the mugging villain lacks any real menace.

43. The Fox and the Hound (1981)

A poignant but overall forgettable story of forbidden friendship, this is one of many 1980s Disney films that just didn’t stand the test of time. Based on a much harsher novel, its tale of a hunting dog and a young fox who befriend each other until a cruel hunter comes between them, the movie has a lot of characters reminiscent of other, better movies. Its bittersweet ending takes it up a notch, but many better Disney movies have explored similar themes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFwPyqQy9K0

42. Treasure Planet (2002)

Disney got very high-concept in the early 2000s, and this reinvention of Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic adventure novel is a good example of taking that too far. It couples stunning space adventure visuals with a decent boy’s coming of age story, but its version of Long John Silver lacks any real malice and the short runtime doesn’t have the opportunity to develop its overly elaborate world. But hey, it’s better to fail for too much ambition than too little, right?

41. Dumbo (1941)

Easily the least of Disney’s original five that launched the studio before the WW2 break, Dumbo is a sweet, slight story about a baby elephant who can fly and his quest to escape a cruel ringmaster and be reunited with his beloved mother. While “Baby Mine” remains one of the great tear-jerkers in Disney history, it’s impossible to get past the film’s cringeworthy parade of racial caricatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2UegVznnzE

40. The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)

Now we’re in the era of flawed-but-worthwhile movies, as Disney’s overall quality level over 80 years is shockingly high. The Emperor’s New Groove is a broadly comic tale of an arrogant Incan emperor who gets transformed into a llama by his treacherous advisor, and has to team up with a distrustful peasant father to get turned back. It’s more of a Looney Tunes cartoon than a classic Disney movie, but the subtle anti-greed message and the hilarious antics of the sorceress Yzma and her genial henchman Kronk keep things lively.

Stay tuned in the coming days for the rest of the list, as we count down to the #1 Disney movie of all time!